14.7.06

Concepts in the 10th century (more accurate)

When you attacked without being provoked, you are a resistance movement. When you sacrifice a country for your agenda, you are righteous.

Tribal Mentality:
So, you cross into a sovereign nation, kill some of their soldiers and kidnap others. Of course you're justified, they're soldiers. That's what they're there for.

What, the nation wants retribution? Murderers! Imperialists! Zionists! Leave me alone, I don't want to play anymore. Wait, how about I trade you my soldiers for yours? That's fair? No? Maaaaaaaa! The big bad zionist doesn't want to let me play... Maaaaaa!

Retribution:
So, you want your soldiers back? Why? They're cowards? Aren't they? I mean... no, they're not cowards. They're willing to die. Right? No? Jihaaaad! (oops, sorry), no let's talk. This is a fun game, I sneak in and hurt you every once in a while, then you say ok let's negotiate. No? You want to hurt me back? You're invading? Maaaaaa! Invador!!!! You're not allowed.... I am, of course... I'm still a baby.

Logic:
What is tworisem? What is an ehkonomi? What is a cuntry? What is a low?

Sense:
Syria? Oh, they have prisoners as well? No. We can't fight Syria. They're not dirty jews. They're muslims. That's haram. The Lebanese prisoners there? Oh, it's not important, they're christians.

Politics:
You can't criticize me, I'm a religious figure. Kaboom. We are fighters, we are politicians. What? Don't criticize me, I'm a religious figure. If you express an opinion different from mine, you're a traitor zionist dog. What? Shush, I'm a religious figure. I will cut your arms and gouge your eyes. Because I'm a religious figure. I'm a religious figure, yes i'm the real religious figure. What? Eminem? Shut up, I'm a religious figure. whatever.

Analysis:
Let's be blind-sighted, selective and subjective for a minute here. What's wrong with you people? So we invaded israel first and kidnapped soldiers. That's history. Let's forget about that and start analysing WHY they're fighting back. Come on, let's say that we didn't kidnap anyone. Ok? Israel might have still attacked for some other reason. It's possible? Can you deny it completely? No. See!? Haha, I win! Maaaaa... I won! Let's assume that we didn't do anything, and that they attacked for no reason. It's more fun to come up excuses and crazy theories than to be evolved creatures for a minute.

(And now, Ahmad, for the grand finale....) Why?:
1- Hizbullah reduces the pressure on the Palestinians, allowing them to blow up more busses.


2- Hizbullah captures the world's attention, diverting the pressure from Iran and it's continued terrorist attempts at obtaining nuclear weapons.


3- Hizbullah acts on Syrian orders to destabilize Lebanon, to pay Lebanon back for kicking Syria out, and to promote the idea that Lebanon is unable to govern itself.


4- Little baby Assaad was frightened by the planes buzzing his summer crib.

The saddest thing: Idiots who try to justify or condone this.

24 Comments:

At Friday, July 14, 2006 2:52:00 PM, Blogger hillz said...

It's not time to justify or attact..
it's time to deal with what we r in...

do u think that ow if we asked peace from israel shewill kindly accepts? (as anted in previous comments??)

you might see a TRANSFER of palestinians from west bank and gaza.

It's not time to argue.
finish with the enemy first and then discussions with "huzbillah" will be held.. and not as before..
it will be a wholy new situation..
I don't support huzbillah taking war dicisions alone but wha comforts the israelis now is these lebanese curses towards huzbillah..
there are priorities

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 2:54:00 PM, Blogger Ramz said...

priorities schmiorities...

hizbullah blossoms on this idea. let's keep telling them there are priorities, let's keep telling them that now is not the time.

fuck that. the time is now.

down with god and his party.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 2:58:00 PM, Blogger hillz said...

ya ebny fee 6ayaran 3am yoqsof!!!
defend ur country! badl ma te7keh ra2yak bi wade3 dekhly!!

inshallah mfakkar ana ma3 hizballah fundementalism??

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 3:54:00 PM, Blogger Solomon2 said...

To initiate a war against people one has vowed to exterminate and then complain when they fight back is beneath contempt.

It's stupid!

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 3:59:00 PM, Blogger KamalMusaf said...

hilal you sound like a very angry man.
why don't you go to beat your wifr r to hit your head with a knife until it bleeds..

humanity modernity and liberalism sounds from each and every word you say...


Ok. enough laughs on hilal :-)
ramz, im with you on this. I wish leb was like jordan and egypt. living in peace not fighting the war and being sacrificed for other regimes (ie syria and iran).

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 4:23:00 PM, Blogger Israeli said...

I know you might think Isarel is a bad nation, warmongers.
But no.
We are a small tiny country, surrounded by hostile neighbours, who don't want us here.
There is nothing we want more than peace.
Hilal, why do you say that we don't want peace. We already had peace. But you cancelled it. Why would we reject peace? You see now how much those soldiers' lives are important to us. So do you think we want to play with their blood?!
Do you see us attack those who we made peace with? No.
did we pull out from Sinai? Yes! did we pull out from Lebanon? Till the last inch! You see, we don't care that much about territories. We invaded them only because we've been attacked from these territories. We already made peace with Egypt and Jorden, because they can rule their territories peacfully and prevent attacks against Israel from there.
So, if you can't rule your own teritorries, how can you make peace with us? How can I trust you?

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 4:28:00 PM, Blogger Israeli said...

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At Friday, July 14, 2006 4:31:00 PM, Blogger Israeli said...

Oh, and Ramz, though I still guess you're not one of the big supporters of my country and probably won't be best friend with an Israeli, I loved what you wrote! Hilarious and true. :)
Peace.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 4:42:00 PM, Blogger hillz said...

yes i am angry kamal.. u can laugh as much as u can.. my country is under fire..
rn't u angry?
ok 1 min. i forgot thatu don't read well..
or u don't know how to read
yes kamal.. laugh.. ur country is under fire.

to isrealis:
u invaded. yes.
u killed. yes.
u are racist. yes.
u r denying it. yes.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 5:21:00 PM, Blogger Lazarus said...

ramz, i really don't care about your little spiff with ahmad's post below. blame all you want, but you are missing the bigger picture.

Lebanon ... is ... under ... invasion.

Will your blame solve that?

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 5:23:00 PM, Blogger overandout said...

oh for god's sake stop whining and finger-pointing. yes your country is under fire and this is a priority.
You want to get rid of Hizb now? two options babe:
-Israel keeps bullying us and destroying the country with a chance of disposing of Hizb on the way
-You come, take my klachnikov, and start a war against Hizb.
What? you want negociations? uhuh uhuh. yeah maybe AFTER the cease fire (priority)
BTW no one is assuming Hizb didn't do anything, no one is asking WHY Israel is attacking, we're asking about the HOW of this out of proportion attack: the destruction of the infrastructure so that they "pressure" the Lebanese government, the constant bombing, the bullying.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 7:12:00 PM, Blogger shacharico said...

it is time for your country to take brave step and control Hezbollah from attacking with no reason, we redraw from Lebanon as you wanted, don't blame us for nassrala that don't really care if Lebanon "her" paying the price of his ego, our "warplane" are not aiming to "her" it is Hezbollah that use "her" to protect him self, as far as I know it's the Hezbollah that shot direct in to our city's, we also have "her" that don't sleep at nights.
if your government will take the right step like she did or should I say you the people of lebanon if you force Hezbollah to move from the boarder non of this would have happen.
Israel is only try to force Lebanon to take a brave step that should have been taking a long time ago 6 years to be more prissily.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 8:37:00 PM, Blogger arch.memory said...

Gosh, this place needs like a stylistic police! First of all, Ramz, your piece--even though promising as a stylistic idea--is horribly executed. You come across as antipathic and annoying (which I've noticed you have a tendency to do). Your piece doesn't even attempt to win the people it doesn't have on its side already. It caters to its audience, and I think it further distances the audience that differs with it. You obviously don't care to reach others who don't already think like you. In a word, it is obnoxious. And no, that's not satire; that is an art all of its own that you obviously lack. That's sarcasm in the basest sense of the word. I do hope, for your own sake, that you argue differently in life, because I don't see you going far with this caustic bigotry; it's rather repulsive, to be frank.

As for the Israeli commentators, as little sympathy as you might be getting here right now, very understandably (as there is an immense divide between what you're typing and what your army is doing), I personally appreciate the peaceful and conciliatory tone of your comments. It is naive of anyone to think that someone else does not want peace, but you might understand how we would find it difficult to believe from you with your army bombing the shit out of our country. Its like that old trite but ever so eloquent adage says: fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. (And for god's sake what's with the bad English and the incessant use of "her" in quotation marks? Online translating engines?)

Hilal, Lazarus, OverAndOut: I agree with you. As that good old saying goes: el-nes bil nes, wil otta bil nfes. It's a pity that such a rash reaction as Ramz's seems to be so prevalent on this blog. Like you, I am not a supporter of Hizbollah, but there is a time and place for everything, and there are such things as priority, appropriateness and proporionality of response that seem to be missing from the crass coverage of the media (esp. in the western world at the moment) and that are, no surprise, missing from the crasser posts such as this.

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 8:58:00 PM, Blogger Lieutenant Fishman said...

Man- that is just brilliant!! The only good thing out of this is that the truth is starting to dawn on so many- the root cause of the problem is the head of the snake in Teheran. Israel has no designs on Lebanese territory, a free and democratic Lebanon is in Israel's interest. But a terror wracked and poor Lebanon is in Syria and Iran's interest. The Lebanese are going to have to be brave and once and for all face Hizbullah. You must take your destiny into your own hands!!

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 11:19:00 PM, Blogger Ramz said...

arch.memory... thank you for your kind words, for your criticism of my character and I'm sorry to have disgusted you. sadly, I don't really give a flying fuck. I neither write to cater to my audience, nor to win people over. I'm expressing my opinion. If you can't live with that, fine by me.

sadly, you may cuss less, and your lines may rhyme... but you're not coming up with any nobel-peace-prize-winning solutions, eh?

jeez...

 
At Friday, July 14, 2006 11:34:00 PM, Blogger arch.memory said...

Ramz, excuse me, darling, but my lines don't rhyme! The last thing I will allow you to accuse me of is rhyme!
And I know you don't give a flying fuck, sweety (very eloquent and fresh cussing, by the way!); and trust me, I can live with worse. But I didn't mean to criticise your character, I was trying to criticize your style of writing; I apologize if I came off personal.
And yes, sadly, I have not come up with any nobel-peace-prize-winning solutions, yet, but I am trying to make a difference in whichever handicapped way I can. And I certainly am not trying to incite and provoke. I am all for discussing ideas civilly, and I know how difficult it is to do so when things are so serious and emotions so heated. So maybe instead of trying to bitch each other out, how about we focus on how to come up with that nobel-peace-prize-winning solution together (don't worry, I'll give you credit where credit is due).
This is really insane! People are dying, people!

 
At Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:38:00 PM, Blogger Ramzi said...

Would you all just get off Ramz case here?!
So he's not feeling all too kindly towards whom he sees is responsible for the shit we're in, can't he vent about it?
And what if he wrote of national solidarity and unity, what would that change?
Would that bring back the family that just burnt to a crisp in Tyre? No!

Yes Hezbollah is to blame,
Yes he and I are angry,
AND YES IT MAKES US FEEL BETTER TO YELL!!

 
At Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:50:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

Priority is: Hezbollah must die. Bitching won't get that job done! Ceasifire won't get that job done, either. Would a couple of US divisions help? All you gotta do is ask.

Support Hezbollah if you must. Lord knows how much Hezbollah loves Lebanon. Just be aware that supporting Hezbollah will prolong the agony. Hezbollah will die. Hezbollah's supporters in Syria and Iran are the real targets this time. There is no way out, for Hezbollah. The proxy-war card has been played, and the game must be played to completion. Lebanon will not be off the Battlefield until Hezbollah is gone.

 
At Sunday, July 16, 2006 5:28:00 AM, Blogger Nightstudies said...

Wonderful post.

Laughter is more important than missiles!

 
At Sunday, July 16, 2006 5:33:00 AM, Blogger Nightstudies said...

Hilal Chouman: do u think that ow if we asked peace from israel shewill kindly accepts? (as anted in previous comments??)

Of course Israel will accept peace. That's what Israelis wanted from the beginning.

But of course there are people who want war war war war war war and more war. They've always told lies to make you kill.

 
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