11.8.06

Insect in a Cup of Coffee

I got this joke by email long time ago... then I got it again today during this Israeli war on Lebanon and here I am publishing it. I am sorry if it offends anyone from Britain, America, China or Israel. Please take it with a smile. :)

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

The British will throw the cup into the street and leave thecoffee shop for good.

The American will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli nation.

6 Comments:

At Friday, August 11, 2006 7:15:00 AM, Blogger jooj said...

:) raheebi

 
At Friday, August 11, 2006 12:12:00 PM, Blogger hillz said...

this must be forwarded to all emails on my contact list!!

faye2 w raye2 elleh 3amala

 
At Friday, August 11, 2006 1:16:00 PM, Blogger Rimstalker said...

I agree it’s pretty funny. I hope you guys have enough self humor to appreciate the following:

WHAT WOULD AN ARAB DO IF HE FOUND AN INSECT IN HIS COFFEE?

1. Run off to Al-Jazira to tell of the Zionist conspiracy to take over the world using genetic modified insects, inducing mind control.
2. Tell CNN about the newly discovered Israeli plot to spread AIDS through the Arab nation using mossad agents spreading the insects (Egypt people are especially fond of Mossad plots)

3. Get thousands to march in major Arab capitals chanting "death to Israel, Death to America", burn flags, step on flags, tear flags, and anything else possible with flags (Israel & US flags of course)..

 
At Friday, August 11, 2006 2:19:00 PM, Blogger penultimo said...

ONLY AND JUST I LIKE IT AND I'M ASKING THE PERMIT TO COPY IN MY BLOG IN MY COUNTRY CLOSE TO YOUR LEBANON.THANKS AND ALLAH BLESS YOU ALL.

 
At Saturday, August 12, 2006 3:26:00 AM, Blogger Mohamed said...

No genius...
They will sink the both wings of the insect in the coffee, remove the insect and drink the coffee.
Any way this is really a very old joke, got it years ago more than once even from American friends...
P.S.
Just about the Mossad, we really are fond about Mossad's plots and successes with HA lately.

 
At Saturday, August 12, 2006 8:32:00 AM, Blogger Marwa said...

So true :)

 

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