Mr. President Emile Lahoud,

I really have to congratulate you for the way you are holding yourself as a Lebanese President; elected !!! to serve and rotect the interest of Lebanon and its people. You deserve the ultimate Medal of Honor for your loyalty, we are really proud.

What can I say? History is going to remember you as the greatest subservient for Lebanon. It is a great honor really; you should walk with your head high.

We are really grateful for the protection of Syria as you keep mentioning. While you are at it, please thank them for Protecting us from the Israeli invasion 1982, from the Palestinians who were trying to take our country;
Instead, Thank them for protecting us from Mr. Kamal Jumblat, in 1977, President elected Bashir Gemayel in 1982, President elected Rene Mouawad in 1989,Mufti Hassan Khalid in 1988, Mr. Dany Shamoun his dangerous Wife and his 2 little kids in 1990 from the innocents who were killed in a bomb in the church Sayedet el Najat), in 1994.

You should also thank them for protecting us against all the ;innocent civilians detained and tortured in Syrian jails.
Thank them for the 15 innocent civilians who were rounded up and shot as ;a bonus on Oct 13th 1990 including 3 women. Thank them for the officer who was asked to lay down flat on the ground while they ran a tank over him.

How about the 200 civilians shot execution style after maimin their faces so they cannot be identified??
While you are on the subject, you should also give them a big thanks from all the Lebanese mothers who their sons died under torture ;in Syrian prisons and the massive grave sites of more than 2,800 skeletons, which was destroyed by the Intelligence (Mukhabarat) as an attempt to dispose of any evidence, and many, many things not listed above...
Lebanon should be grateful for all their efforts to preserve peace, don't you think. I have to admire you also, for linking our freedom with the peace process in the region, and the return of Golan Heights to Syria,

Why not also link their withdrawal to Abou Sayaf in the Philippines, the Mauritanian movement in Morocco, the Chechnya rebels in Russia?

;Why not go all the way for world peace even.

Lebanon should be proud.

I was really happy seeing the great view in front of the presidential palace the heart of our autonomy.

I was really happy with the Syrian posts in front of our Universities protecting the students from openly asking freedom for our country. I was full with joy to learn, how the Syrians are protecting our Defense Ministry, it is really a pretty site.

However, since they are the protector, why not ask them to have posts in front of every hotel. It would be great for tourism.

I also heard that the green monkeys from Mars are coming down to help the farmers. It would be wise if you ask the Syrians to goon full alert to stop the Martian invasion, how about it.

is keeping records, and so are we?

Have a great Presidency. Mr. President...

Sincerely, A true Lebanese.

N.B. : Please keep circulating this letter to all the True Lebanese!!!