Hey Bloggers! How about a nice joke for a change? Hope you like this one.

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go.
At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba.
"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"


At Monday, June 20, 2005 2:10:00 PM, Blogger Ramzi said...

Nobody seems to be in the mood for humor Eve.

Where are all the angry comments?!

At Monday, June 20, 2005 8:10:00 PM, Blogger Charles Malik said...

I am so bloody upset. How dare you make such anti-Pope jokes?
You are doing a disservice to all who love and revere this holy man.
How dare you? You are such a bigot.
It is so obvious that you are just biased in favor of Bubbas.
Also, you're just an American stooge. How are you even a Lebanese blogger? Shouldn't bubba be Charbel who knows Elissa?
No, your joke is about an American obviously manifesting your blind and ignorant following of the evil, Zionist loving, capitalist oppressor of the world.
It is obvious that you are in favor of violent actions against Lebanese because of your zionism and your promotion of the American agenda.
I've had enough with this blog. You demean the entire internet through your actions.

[is this good enough?]

At Monday, June 20, 2005 8:54:00 PM, Blogger a h m a d said...

lol @ lebanon.profile

At Monday, June 20, 2005 9:31:00 PM, Blogger Eve said...

Wa22a3touleh 2albeh! :D

At Monday, June 20, 2005 10:53:00 PM, Blogger Ramzi said...

*sniff* It almost feels like Marsden is here... thank you lebanon.profile!

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