What is this?
What the fuck is this? HUH?! WHAT THE FUCK... IS THIS?? If I were God I'd throw a tantrum, fly into Aoun's office and throw this picture in his face, slap him silly and leave him on the ground crying in a girly ballerina dress, then I'd fly over Lebanon, shout so loud until Haifa's boobs explode. Saad would look up to me and ask "But, about my dad?" I'd growl at him and he will run behind Nazek and clutch her apron. I'd strike Junblat's hair with a lightning bolt. His big eyes will look once to the left, and once to the right, then his charred stick figure would run inside wailing. The land along the Lebanese borders will crack, and I, in a torrential storm, will push Lebanon into the sea, wring my hands, fly into deep space, and sulk from Humanity for another 20 centuries. That's how angry this picture makes me feel.