To Those Who Like And Those Who Love (But Mostly To Those Who Like ;) ) On Independence Day

I am feeling utterly satisfied and blissful. That weird-shaped object I sometimes see in front of my eyes amazes me. It often makes my thighs feel warm. That warm feeling even extends to my toes. I am in awe when I look at the way it masterfully controls its pace and movements. It has come a long way since it was barely capable of accomplishing the simplest of tasks. Now, it can even give me feedback.
When it is there, my eyes can't stop following its slightest move. All my body responds to that object and I can hardly keep it from practically toying with my every member. I can't say I mind and I surely don't look like I do.
I have no problems remembering it when it is not there. Seeing it there drawing nearer to my eyes, then a bit farther, only to disappear for a while then show up again. It acts nothing like the mosquito that invaded my privacy that other day. Its effects on my mood are soothing. I always miss its presence.
Can you guys keep a secret? These last few days I overheard people around me saying that this peculiar object might actually be a "hand"!
It might seem like a pretty exaggerated and hasty decision, but I am going to risk everything by expressing my true feelings once that moment comes. I know I am still a nine-month-old baby, but I am going to risk everything when that moment comes. As soon as I learn how to talk, I am going to say it out loud: Hand, I love you! I will even swear eternal faithfulness to her, eventhough we all know I sometimes bit this same hand that fed me ;)
This shall be our little secret until I can say what the future man I will one day be has to say, because quite frankly, I am starting to be addicted to that "doudou" in my mouth and it is affecting the growth of my brand new teeth.
Now it is time for lunch and I want to go out. Hmmmm, let's see... How can I order lunch? Ah sure, here goes: Ouinnnnnnnn...... (Hope that "hand" answers my call! ;) ) Ouinnnnnnnn........


At Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:51:00 AM, Blogger Delirious said...

Happy birthday baby Lebnen... w sahtein! :)

At Thursday, November 24, 2005 9:13:00 PM, Blogger Eve said...

first reading: running through the lines, at the office, with a hundred things to do.
Result: what did Maldoror have for breakfast today?

Now, I just love the way you put it :)

At Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:14:00 PM, Blogger zwixo said...

Great image Maldoror, wonderful. Like Eve, it took me a while ;)
now if you may, a little "but" :)
Make no mistake, this was never the point, the hand will move, we must all move; lovers and likers alike... but I wish Lebanon is as pure and innocent as this baby and I wish it was up to you, and Only you to feed it; not 4 million people.

At Friday, November 25, 2005 9:23:00 AM, Blogger Maldoror said...

Thanks Eve! I think the title although a bit too long, will make it easier for everybody! Glad you enjoyed it!
Well Zwixo, Thank you too! But I think I have to make a point clearer: the baby is us and the hand is Lebanon. This is what I wanted to say.
So the baby biting the hand that fed him should be understood in that perspective. That is it for now! Thank you for commenting so fast and so much lately! :P

At Saturday, November 26, 2005 7:10:00 AM, Blogger crallspace said...

Happy B-Day Lebanon!

In America, we are celebrating some distorted history, and not acknowledging that we stole the Native AMericans' land. That would be too much for parents to explain to their zombie-brats.


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