What if the Titanic Sank Today?

I got this by email, worth posting... sorry Khaled for not giving enough time for your post.

What if Titanic sank today? What will be the reaction from different countries?

U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (president Bush..who else?)
U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Bin Laden is clearly behind this attack, Al-Qaeda is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair)
Al-Qaeda: "LOL!!!" (Bin Laden)
Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps." (Ariel Sharon..)
Canada: "Titanic who????" (Canadian president)
India: "Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border." (prime minister Vajpayee)
Pakistan: "Can we get over with the elections first..please?" (President Musharraf)
Egypt: I told you the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me..... I told you there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened (President Mubarak )
UN: "Shit happens right??" (sec.gen. Kofi Annan)
Survivors: ".uhh.Helllooo.Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."


At Wednesday, December 07, 2005 2:17:00 AM, Blogger Charles Malik said...

Arabs: It was an evil American conspiracy that sunk the Titanic so they could blame it on us.

Iceland: Don't bomb us. We have nothing to do with ice. We've got greenhouses.

Greenland: Hehehe. The water's cold, ain't it? What do you think it's like living up here all year round?

Survivors: Uhhh... This discussion is a bid morbid.

At Wednesday, December 07, 2005 9:27:00 AM, Blogger Delirious said...


At Wednesday, December 07, 2005 6:23:00 PM, Blogger khaled said...

I editted it, and you can find an edited version here:
What if the Lebanese Titanic Sank Today on the Syrian Shores of Tartous?


At Thursday, December 08, 2005 4:52:00 PM, Blogger Xylocaine said...

President Lahoud: "i was swimming that day...i stopped and turned back to shore immediately! must have been a big fish!!!samak Razile...

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 5:01:00 PM, Blogger Assaad said...

I would like to add :

Syrian : We regret to inform our beloved citizens that Syrian Hero Hessam Hessam was on the Titanic and he is dead. We think that some high lebanese leaders paid to kill him. :PPPP

Kuwait : we will pay 10000$ for every family victim and 5000$ for every survivor

Qatar : (reaction on kuwaity action) We will pay 100000$ for every family victim and 50000$ and one year holiday in Doha for every survivor

At Monday, December 12, 2005 3:06:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute story... Wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio would live this time around having learned his lessons the first time?

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- Debbie


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